The Wrong Dick: Backstage!

Always a laugh riot with a coupla dead hoo-ers.

"Maybe if I show off my impressive dance skills, Craig will finally notice me," hopes Photo Becky.

Calliope essentially killed us.

It was like looking into a mirror.  A big, French mirror.

I don't even know, man.

The Wrong Dick: Promotional Photos!

Photos (c) Melissa Schilling, Carrina Maree, and dAMIEN dESIGNED

Jon Snow

There's good a reason behind it.

Program bio, The Wrong Dick

Becky Hirschfeld (Hairy Henrietta/Monica Hernandez understudy) recently quit her day job to pursue acting full time, and now she's a dead, hairy hooker. But don't worry, Becky's parents, soon she'll direct Starlight Supply for the Twilight Zone series and will appear in Murielle's Big Date and The Fifth Element later this year. Read one of her infrequently updated blogs: oftenon.tumblr.com

The Wrong Dick

Ham Pants Productions presents...

Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays in May at The Dark Room.

The SF Weekly liked us, and Sean Kelly (whom you might remember as Dr Strangelove in Dr Strangelove: Live!) said we were "better than Cats," which means a lot to me, because I freaking love that musical.

Also, this is the first time my name or face has ever appeared on promotional material and I'm super stoked.